Time is a construct

Yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

Phoebe is 6 days old, yet somehow Jenna and I have both aged a decade. She's actually an angel. We're getting a lot better at giving her what she needs to avoid crying, which usually means a feedin' or a swaddlin'.

The challenging thing is all the new stuff we gotta learn. I was hoping to just get by on my dad strength and endurance, but social studies? division? This is gonna be tough!

We've had a couple hard days, all due to trying to do too many things and finding out the hard way that isn't realistic.

I can't believe we've kept baby alive for 6 days. -Jenna

All complaints aside, Phoebe is the cutest baby in the history of babies, maybe ever. Rosie is super curious about her, and always comes when she cries. I predict a very cute relationship between those two.

Went to lunch with the parents for my bday a couple weeks ago and Stac and I were wearing the same shoes again

Last family walk pre-Pheebs

I heard Rosie go into the bathroom and noticed the other door was ajar. I knew the chase was on but decided to be a spectator rather than interfere.

Getting some face-time with the babes

Rosie was very confused with the new addition and has changed her bahavior a little. One thing that hasn't changed is taking the guard position whenever we're settled in a room. It's cute

This wrap thingy is the business, I'm basically pregnant with Phoebe for most of the day and she's usually knocked out. Not pictured: Jenna and Sal napping in the other room.

This tree fell on our fence. In related news, our HOA just doubled.

First family walk post-Pheebs

This is a screenshot of a Bitcoin transaction. If you look in the bottom-right corner you will see that I marked Phoebe's birth permanently on Bitcoin's blockchain. This is harder to forge than a birth certificate. You can click the image to see the transaction yourself.